Saturday, August 2, 2014

funny jokes


plz like to get fresh and funny jokesok frn 


now start to laugh






  







A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


















Friday, August 1, 2014

nehop laureko tandab flim



  • Massive landslide blocks Sunkoshi River, 8 killed

    PM directs for safe release of water, downstream areas may be declared 'crisis-hit
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    At least eight persons have been killed when a massive landslide blocked Sunkoshi River at Mankha VDC in Sindhupalchowk district on Saturday morning.

Thursday, July 31, 2014

kya problemxayar love mapani

I love you but i can't be with u .. i miss you but i can't see u .. i want you but i can't have you .. Life just isn't fair